~Hannah-19-Colorado~
Ask me anything! I'd love to get to know you!

 

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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marianthinks:

Laci Green’s long-awaited video: Sam Pepper Exposed

She has decided to release the video despite receiving threats from multiple different sources.

TW: Incudes accounts of alleged rape/sexual assault committed by Sam Pepper against women as young as 13. He is 25 years old. 

mutuals only please

momojpeg:

melon - my first impression of you

peach - what i like most about your blog

vanilla - what i like most about you

lilac - why / how i started following you

orange - my opinion of you now and our status

coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours

plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog

sweet pea - would i go out with you

strawberry - i secretly think… 

mango - anything you want me to answer about you 

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Anonymous asked
You're pretty

AHHHH! 

Where did this come from?! Oh my goodness thank you so much. I needed that this morning! <3

Fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: Hannah
State the name that your parents almost named you: Keyana… Which I think is a lot cooler, but whateves. 
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My mom. She just gets it sometimes, though the other times… not so much.
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Well embarrassing things happen to me everyday of my life because I’m me.. BUT we were walking home from Navs (my college ministry group) and I was talking about the cute neighbor guy as we were walking past his house (we have to like go through his driveway and his backyard to cut through the fence into our yard) and he was outside and totally heard me. I’m dead.
Do people praise you for your looks?  Mostly just hairstylists… I feel like it’s their job.
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black, blue, and red. I’m also really starting to wear a lot of white, which is bad because I’m also a messy person.
Do you work out every week? hahahahahaha…. ha. 
Do you like your smile? yes and no. Depends on the day.
Do you like your eyes? I actually love my eyes. I think they’re really pretty.
Do you think you are pretty? Yeah.. I think so? TELL ME I’M PRETTY!!
How much money is in your account? not enough
Are you single? Yeperoo
Do you want kids? Yes (when i’m older)
What does your backpack look like: It has grey and blue stripes and cool little pockets.
What celebrity do you think is attractive?  So many. Can I get back to you on that?
Last movie you saw in theaters: Lucy. Ugh it was so bad!

(Source: yittk)

why you should hire that camp counsellor

inconsequentialwritings:

granted, my resume’s quite sparse. four summers working at overnight camp and my school year as an RA doesn’t mean much to the business man in the big desk or even the barista at starbucks. the fact that I spent my summers not interning at that law firm or serving…

love-alone-is-worth-the-fight:

Whenever I dedicate an entire day to God, I realize that the idea of answering to someone asking, “So what did you do today?” is almost… Embarrassing, in a way.

Not embarrassing in a pitiful way, though… It’s just like a romance. It pretty much equates to running off with your true love for the day. It’s embarrassing in a way that makes one blush and smile.

And when I came to that realization, I was filled with joy. There is nothing wrong with that reaction!